Archive for February, 2009
Hen Party Story Funny
Hen Party tale
A friend of mine brought along a blow-up man doll to a party for one of her girlfriends. Is the one with the Englebert Humperdink face and no weener the one that comes to mind? That’s the one.
Well, all of us think Englebert actually needs a weener so they attempt to attach one, using some type of vegetable and duct tape. Of course that’s all wrong and when they pull off the tape, the plastic gets all torn and the blow-up doll was no more.
Then, my insane and extremely drunk buddy chooses to do a mouth to crouch life support with Engelbert, and her friends enjoyed it and took photos with their cameras.
Do you think that’s bad? Not so fast — here’s more.
Somebody takes crazy glue out and they choose to glue the hole together, which appears to make the plastic melt more. My friend begins to blow insanely on it and gets her face glued to the plastic and the story is now old news.
Even though several layers of skin on her cheek were lost, going to the emergency room was not required.
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Hens Party Double Gag
We hired two male dancers in cops’ uniforms — not much surprise there.
Anyway, the music is banging and we’re all having a great time dancing and drinking, and then we here pounding on the door. The cops did the whole “there’s been a disturbance, you need to turn your music down” thing and everybody was pretty much like “Yah, take off your pants!” Can you guess?
There were two more policemen! The girls start yelling at them to take it off because they are totally good looking and no one knows where they came from. One girl was told to unhand and step back from them; imagine their surprise when the men turned out to be real police.
Apparently our music was too noisy but they didn’t give us a hard time about it.
Costume
$49.99 NZD
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MC Hammer Costume
Stop MC Hammertime Costume
£39.95 GBP
$99.99 NZD
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MC Hammer Costume
STOP, HAMMER TIME
This Stop Hammer Time costume is a must for any stag party, or any wardrobe if you like to get down and party.
Ultimately the main point of a stag party is to ensure the stag enjoys an equal amount of attention and embarrassment. This will not be achieved if you dress him up like every other stag in the town!
After living in and working in Blackpool for 4 years in the hospitality industry I have seen hundreds of different stag parties and I promise you the more effort that goes into fancy dress costume for the stag and his party, the more female attention you receive. If you fancy your chances of going down in stag history do your homework and don’t leave the costume to the last minute.
